Guys, I'm glad to say that my husband and I have figured out a way to make the family bed work. I mean, we do want to snuggle with our kids and all; we know we only have limited time to do that.
So, using good old fashioned methods, here's my solution to fitting five people into one king-size bed comfortably ("comfort" is in the eyes of the beholder...or something).
"Wow," you say. "That's pure genius. How, pray tell, did you come up with that solution?"
I'll tell you, my friend. Simple, basic TETRIS math:
When our kids are teenagers, we'll slip into their bedrooms at night and snuggle up using these same scientific approaches. It's guaranteed to be a good night's sleep for all!
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